Messages between Jesse & Tanyn
4/18 2:28pm
Jesse: can I sound needy?
Jesse: I legit feel I haven’t seen you in a long time and need some 1:1 TJ time
4/18 2:30pm
Tanyn: remember last time I left for a week and then had to take another week because I got covid?
4/18 2:31pm
Jesse: ya the dreaded napa trip, didn’t see you for a long time in the flesh
4/19 10:29am
Jesse: at least I have the house to myself for part of the day which is great
4/19 10:33am
Tanyn: nice
Tanyn: I love having the house to myself especially since it rarely happens
4/19 10:33am
Jesse: same
Jesse: this is magical
Jesse: get to wear no pants
4/19 10:34am
Tanyn: that’s what you look forward to? Not silence?
Jesse: pantless silence
Jesse: sorry I thought this was America
4/19 10:35am
Tanyn: you do you, I just thought silence would be #1
4/19 10:36am
Jesse: I’m kidding about the pants but no just doing things unadulterated
Jesse: Tanyn – what was your terrible decision you made
4/23 9:21am
Tanyn: I don’t have the time to narrow it down, too many
4/23 9:22am
Jesse: TamyLynn – do I need to set up a teams call today
4/23 9:22am
Tanyn: I hate you so much
4/23 9:22am
Jesse: comes from a place of love
4/23 9:24am
Tanyn: yea ok, whatever you say
Tanyn: I was a diPerent person on Saturday than I am today
4/29 10:09am
Jesse: were you TamyLynn on Sat?
4/29 10:09am
Tanyn: 100%, she makes terrible decisions
4/29 10:10am
Jesse: can I be honest? Kinda have a crush on TamyLynn
4/29 10:10am
Tanyn: you have issues J
Jesse: what is an insta “dp”? and that’s so fucking inappropriate. I’m gonna go out on a limb that Chirag is not your type
4/30 12:08pm
Tanyn: insta dp means my display picture so he slid into my dms to ask about the job and then to say I was cute
Tanyn: ew
4/30: 12:08pm
Jesse: you should turn off accepting messages from strange men from Chirag
Jesse: BLOCK
Jesse: I mean he’s not wrong
5/2 9:01am
Jesse: I accidentally stalked you last night
(They were tracking each other’s locations for a year)
Jesse: how was pilates?
5/2 9:02am
Tanyn: accidentally?
Tanyn: it was good, too late though
5/2 9:03am
Jesse: I noticed that
5/7 2:12pm
Jesse: that’s so great. Where are these people going to sit? Should you and I share an office? Would that be weird? Would we get any work done?
5/7 2:17pm
Tanyn: we would get nothing done
Tanyn: and yeah, probably would be weird
5/7 2:18pm
Jesse: ok but fun is what I heard
5/7 2:19pm
Tanyn: obvs
Tanyn: it would be the best
5/15 1:59pm (they’re talking about Tanyn leaving her job)
Jesse: I hope you know, I’d miss you like crazy but you need to be happy
Jesse: we aren’t going to disappear from seeing one another (sounds weird, no?) but you gotta be happy and make skrilla, you are smart AF
5/15 2:00pm
Tanyn: we did talk about you a little bit, he said he reached out to you a little while ago but heard nothing
Tanyn: I feel like I have so much to tell you because its been so long
5/15 2:05pm
Jesse: ya not conducive to holding a job
Jesse: can we get a proper get together TJ day?
Jesse: like just us
Jesse: I can’t share you with anyone else
5/15 2:05pm
Tanyn: totally
5/15 2:05pm
Jesse: whats next week like for you?
5/15 2:06pm
Tanyn: pretty open actually
5/24 8:46am
Tanyn: of course, it’s right there in the title, duh
5/24 8:47am
Jesse: but do we need a head of change and he’s going to get like 4 headcount to hire for what
Jesse: and also didn’t know he was a contractor. Hilarious going from that to Head of Change. Wild
Jesse: from my experience in the tech world, the last job the Head of Title is a big one
Jesse: so you are now head of Payroll
5/24 8:48am
Tanyn: I don’t want to be head of anything
5/24 8:48am
Jesse: good looks department?
5/30 9:54am
Tanyn: I have an appointment at 1:00 so I was just going to take the day and do nothing but that didn’t work out 5/30 9:54am
Jesse: ahhh got it
Jesse: you are mysterious
Jesse: I’m fine with it, adds to the allure
5/30 9:55am
Tanyn: omg
5/30 9:55am
Jesse: still wish you told me what you were thinking at yesterdays lunch
5/30 9:55am
Tanyn: its another tattoo
5/30 9:55
Jesse: Tanyn
5/30 9:55am
Tanyn: Jesse
5/30 9:55am
Jesse: this is amazing, tell me about it
5/30 9:55am
Tanyn: I would but I haven’t actually seen it yet
Tanyn: and I won’t until I’m there
5/30 9:56am
Tanyn: I have nothing planned, going in blind
5/30 9:57am
Jesse: I was thinking this pumpkin on your left butt cheek
Jesse: sure, why not
5/30 11:36
Tanyn: what do I want for lunch?
5/30 11:37am
Jesse: seems like a chicken sando type of day. Tough workout last night, replenish with some carbs and lean protein. Daves hot chicken?
Jesse: do I need to come over and install a faucet and bring you lunch
Jesse: talk about getting a Deevorce
5/30 11:38am
Tanyn: that was a lot
Tanyn: but
Tanyn: a fixed faucet sounds great. Haha
5/30 11:38am
Jesse: I ONLY wear a toolbelt
5/30 11:38am
Tanyn: sir, you were doing so good
5/30 11:39am
Jesse: I really wasn’t
Jesse: I was just hanging on
5/30 2:11pm
Jesse: How was Dave’s hot chicken?
5/30 2:11pm
Tanyn: it was all right, I didn’t order it to be spicy enough
5/30 2:12pm
Jesse: that’s a drag, I know exactly what you’re talking about
5/30 2:12pm
Tanyn: it’s my fault, I went medium
5/30 2:12pm
Jesse: you are way more than medium hot
5/30 2:14pm
Tanyn: I give up
5/30 2:15pm
Jesse: with me or work?
5/30 2:17pm Tanyn: both?
5/31 8:54am
Jesse: but when I went to bed, something went in my eye and was flushing my eye out for about 45 min, felt like a jalapeno seed was in my eyeball, very painful and its super sore today so might go to eye doc, pretty neat, then I went for a run at 5:30am and got some serious tude when I got back at 6:05
Jesse: so that was GREEAAAATTTT
5/31 8:55am
Tanyn: so you need a new eyeball and still ran?
Tanyn: also 6:05 is too early
5/31 8:58am
Jesse: ya I thought so
Jesse: so I said good morning in my response
Jesse: like an asshole
Jesse: 0 fucks
(Jesse is bragging to Tanyn about what an asshole he was to me that morning)
5/31 4:41pm
Jesse: Can’t wait to see the butt pumpkin tattoo on Tuesday
Jesse: I’m honestly just curious what it will be
5/31 4:41pm
Tanyn: I’m curious what it’s going to be too
5/31 4:43pm
Jesse: ha. You will get something neat of course. Can you leave yet?
6/4 1:27pm
Tanyn: I’m ok, maybe a coffee chat tomorrow
6/4 1:27pm
Jesse: that’d be great, would love that Jesse: at the affair chairs?
6/4 1:28pm
Tanyn: obvs
Tanyn: why would you do that? (Tanyn is upset that Jesse put “affair chairs” in writing)
6/4 1:29pm
Jesse: it was time, then we get to have lunch
Jesse: but sorry?
6/5 2:27pm
Jesse: do you have time for me to steal you for coffee?
6/6 9:54am
Jesse: you are so funny
Jesse: like your sense of humor is just amazing
Jesse: I love it
6/6 4:26pm
Tanyn: yeah but I feel like you don’t nap every day
6/6 4:26pm
Jesse: we married the same person
6/6 4:27pm
Tanyn: that’s scarry, we can never have them talk to each other
6/6 4:28pm
Jesse: quick question. Do we just validate one another?
6/6 4:29pm
Tanyn: uhhh yeah
6/11 12:56pm
Jesse: yes, don’t want anyone to feel left out
6/11 12:57pm
Tanyn: you can keep me left out J
6/11 12:57pm
Jesse: Naomi will be last and most awkward because it is a cul-de-sac Jesse: you were the first one
6/17 1:29pm
Tanyn: oh and I wasn’t kidding, if you’re done with golf early, you should stop by and visit us
6/17 1:29pm
Jesse: oh I will
Jesse: I’m 100% serious I will
(Jesse did end up meeting up with Tanyn after he went golfing)
6/26 1:50pm
Tanyn: I feel like tonight is a drinks night
6/26 1:51pm
Jesse: after you get destroyed by trx
Jesse: what’s your favorite place to get a mixed drink in the circle?
6/26 1:51pm
Tanyn: actually it would have to be after therapy
6/26 1:51pm
Jesse: wow, that blows
6/26 1:51pm
Tanyn: yeah today sucks
6/26 1:51pm
Jesse: I just got bummed out
Jesse: I’m sorry
Jesse: but…
Jesse: you look phenomenal
6/26 1:52pm
Tanyn: at least I have 1 thing going for me today
(On June 22, I organized a surprise birthday party for Jesse with 50 of our closest friends)
7/2 2:51pm
Tanyn: I want to say, thanks for a very fun lunch. We need to do that more often
7/2 2:58pm
Jesse: That was so damn fun
7/2 3:01pm
Tanyn: we really need to do that more
7/2 3:02pm
Jesse: I have too much fun
7/2: 3:03pm
Tanyn: I’m also really sorry about the salt shaker comment but totally not sorry
7/2 3:04pm
Jesse: can I be honest?
Jesse: not even sure what you are talking about
7/2 3:05pm
Tanyn: awesome
7/2 3:05pm
Jesse: you know me
Jesse: always not wanting to be rude
Jesse: but I am so happy I’m not at work
Jesse: you are fun AF
Jesse: like the best
7/2 4:05pm
Tanyn: I’m also happy you’re not at work. Having such a late 1:1 sucks
7/2 5:15pm
Jesse: make it out if you can tonight
Jesse: please
Jesse: if not I get it
7/2 5:16pm
Tanyn: I’m gonna try
7/2 5:20pm
Jesse: I believe in you
7/2 5:44pm
Tanyn: I’ll try but it’s not looking good
7/2 8:48pm
Jesse: How’s it looking now?
7/3 1:33pm
Jesse: ps
Jesse: all day yesterday was so fun
7/3 1:34pm
Tanyn: I had a great time so thank you
7/3 1:34pm
Jesse: also figured you out
Jesse: you are Mary
Jesse: from something about Mary
Jesse: everyone loves you
7/3 2:07pm
Jesse: I had so much fun yesterday
Jesse: you are the best
Jesse: and wait for it
Jesse: so cool
7/3 2:09pm
Tanyn: I can’t wait for next time
Tanyn: and tell Luke I had a great time last night. He’s good people
7/3 2:15pm
7/8 2:07pm
Tanyn: honestly, if we ever get to travel anywhere again, I’m going to make sure we are on the same flights so you get to experience it every time
7/8 2:07pm
Jesse: I would love that
Jesse: to travel with you
7/8 2:08pm
Tanyn: be prepared for a lot of bad travel luck
7/8 2:08pm
Jesse: more time with T
Jesse: and funny stories
7/9 1:56pm
Jesse: what are you doing this afternoon?
7/9 1:57pm
Tanyn: finishing up the last of my laundry and fsa store shopping… then reviewing payroll when marc is done
Tanyn: you?
7/9 1:58pm
Jesse: just setting up a ton of interviews which is annoying. Prob need to take a shower since I’m covered in sawdust from yardwork. Sweating also, that’s something I’m doing since its so damn hot
7/9 2:01pm
Tanyn: so you just came back in and sat down without cleaning up?
7/9 2:01pm
Jesse: without cleaning myself up
Jesse: yes
7/15 1:25pm
Jesse: Do you want to grab a coffee today at 3pm? Or just later this week?
7/15 1:28pm
Tanyn: 3 works
7/15 3:13pm
Jesse: you outside?
7/16 9:03am
Jesse: I’m so excited you have a Jesse day today
7/16 9:04am
Tanyn: I was slightly confused by this statement, like aren’t you around every day? Then I remembered I’m taking a long lunch
7/16 3:45pm
Jesse: hey question
Jesse: if you were me, being that I am cheap and don’t care, would you go get a professional to cut my hair or just keep doing it at home knowing results are meh
7/16 3:46pm
Tanyn: always go get it cut professionally
Tanyn: it’s a way out of the house
7/16 3:47pm
Jesse: you’re hilarious but I could spend that time wood working
7/16 3:47pm
Tanyn: the place will have air-conditioning…
(He abruptly stopped cutting his hair at home and asking me to help him and when I questioned him about it – he gave me some bs reason)
7/16 4:07pm
Jesse: I hope you have a great hike and get sweaty
7/17 1:56pm
Tanyn: Not going to lie, I could get used to having “Jesse days”. It’s kinda nice
7/17 3:51pm
Jesse: see I do this for you. Bummer not seeing you 1.5 was better but really looking forward to TRX
7/17 3:53pm
Tanyn: I really wish I could go to that TRX class. Like so badly
7/18 11:30am
Tanyn: also – I decided I’m going to come in tomorrow
7/18 11:32am
Jesse: yay I’m so excited!!!
7/23 12:31pm
Jesse: therapy time, yay
7/23 2:48pm
Jesse: I’m beyond gross and sweaty. I’ll go over there and tell them I’m interested Jesse: and talk about how I got kicked out and have broken leases, etc.
7/23 2:48pm
Tanyn: omg ew
Tanyn: but I bet they would respond to you and offer the lease immediately
7/23 2:49pm
Jesse: and then guess what
Jesse: you and me move in
Jesse: just kidding?
7/23 2:50pm
Tanyn: you would make a better roommate
Tanyn: and you would kill the ants
7/23 2:51pm
Jesse: I would be so stoked to have you as a roommate
Jesse: we would both clean up after ourselves equally, put things away, host all the time
Jesse: also be gone enough so we don’t annoy each other
Jesse: go to sleep early, wake up early, have breakfast/brunch, clean up and have a day
Jesse: I mean the possibilities
7/23 2:51pm
Tanyn: that sounds lovely
Tanyn: btw I’m still sitting in a room filled with piles of his shit
(Jesse sent a photo of a pair of shoes not put away to show Tanyn what a slob I am)
7/30 11:28am
Tanyn: lol
Tanyn: but look at all that extra floor space you have
7/30 11:30am
Jesse: that’s true, didn’t show you the 3 shirts and pair of jeans on the counter
7/30 11:32
Tanyn: I’m sorry
Tanyn: but I understand completely
7/30 11:44am
Jesse: so neat
Jesse: have fun at tacos
7/30 11:44am
Tanyn: we will
Tanyn: we’re at the same table as last time
7/30 2:20pm
Jesse: you are really funny
Jesse: and it bothers me sometimes
Jesse: because you are so quick
Jesse: but I secretly love it
7/30 2:25pm
Tanyn: I just want you let you know that I couldn’t wait to send that and had to send while driving
7/31 8:40am
Jesse: ah man I’m sorry, let me know when you can come up for air so I can distract with pointless non work related things
7/31 8:41am
Tanyn: I’m technically free all day except for that HR leadership meeting so whenever you want
7/31 8:41am
Jesse: it’s literally nothing at all, just wanting to distract you per usual
Jesse: but I will steal you today at some point
7/31 10:54am
Tanyn: you were right, there’s a candle lab on our agenda
7/31 11:48am
Jesse: candlemaking seems like the lamest thing ever
7/31 11:48am
Tanyn: you’re secretly stoked
7/31 11:50am
Jesse: gonna carve a phallic candle
7/31 4:21pm
Jesse: am I that needy and you just don’t need me
7/31 4:54pm
Tanyn: ok that was sad
7/31 4:54pm
Jesse: I’m trying to woo you
Jesse: #clifton
8/1 9:36am
Tanyn: thanks for meeting
8/1 9:39am
Jesse: you know I love meeting with you
8/2 1:05pm
Jesse: yay for it not being my fault. You need to get out of there ASAP
Jesse: I’ll tell Megan you might be a bit late
Jesse: will save you a spot on my reformer
8/2 1:06pm
Tanyn: I’ll just take the $15 charge
8/16 9:09am
Jesse: obviously
Jesse: also so much fun Wednesday night
8/16 9:10am
Tanyn: it really was
(There was a team dinner on Wednesday night. Jesse and Tanyn grabbed drinks together after the dinner)
8/20 10:40am
Jesse: hey
Jesse: important?
Jesse: are we still doing pilates together even though we have a presentation that afternoon?
8/20 10:41am
Tanyn: hahaha
Tanyn: yes
Tanyn: I don’t think we need to cancel. I have a good 30 minutes from end of class to start of meeting
8/20 10:42am
Jesse: ok good, that makes me happy
8/21 9:53am
Jesse: you are still the best
8/21 9:54am
Tanyn: thanks, I try
8/21 10:16am
Jesse: Tanyn – I had so much fun on Wednesday
Jesse: I now I’ve said that a lot but really so great and let me clarify, once we left RA
8/21 10:21am
Tanyn: I definitely had a lot of fun too
(They are referring to the drinks they grabbed together after the team dinner)
8/21 4:33pm
Tanyn: I still feel useless, I never realized how often I spend money until I can’t
8/21 4:34pm
Jesse: I’ll keep some comments oP teams
Jesse: too bad we aren’t in person
8/21 4:34pm
Tanyn: too bad or thank god?
8/21 4:34pm
Jesse: it is my career or personality asking?
8/21 4:36pm
Tanyn: good question
8/22 8:37am
Tanyn: you ready for darts today?
8/22 8:37am
Jesse: so I had to cancel
Jesse: super annoyed
8/22 8:37am
Tanyn: oh no!
Tanyn: what happened? Everything ok?
8/22 8:38am
Jesse: kid coverage stuff at the last minute. Ya everythings ok outside of my personal time
(Jesse is upset because he had to pick up the kids from school instead of me so he couldn’t hang out after work hours with Tanyn)
8/22 9:14am
Jesse: also going to try this 4 mile loop. Takes me right by Peters canyon (Tanyn lives in Peters Canyon)
Jesse: jkjk
8/22 9:14am
Tanyn: haha, knock if you swing by my place
8/22 9:14am
Jesse: more of a throw rocks at your window, kinda a romantic
8/22 9:15am
Tanyn: ha ok, I’ll listen for small rocks then
8/22 9:51am
Jesse: I would have died if I tried running to you
8/22 9:52am
Tanyn: that sentence out of context would be so strange
8/23 12:45pm
Jesse: Sorry, I’m an apprentice at an AC company
8/23 12:46pm
Tanyn: you’re crushing it
8/23: 12:49pm
Jesse: “you’re as hot as a furnace” “is it hot in here or did I just fix your heating?” “ma’am, I just turned on your cooling but you’re the one making it hot in here” “I’m your nest, will you turn me on” “I’ll make it so cold your nipples will cut glass” “the vents wont be the only things blowin”
Jesse: any keepers?
8/23 12:51pm
Tanyn: the last one (Tanyn expressed to Jesse how much she enjoyed giving blow jobs)
Tanyn: it’s like you’re already a pro
8/23 3:54pm
Jesse: please don’t throw away a perfectly good outfit
Jesse: can I share one really funny pickup line I just saw as I was googling AC pickup lines
8/23 3:54pm
Tanyn: oh no
Tanyn: stop googling
8/23 3:54pm
Jesse: ok ok
Jesse: geez
8/23 3:54pm
Tanyn: but yes, share
8/23 3:55pm
Jesse: dang girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure
8/23 3:55pm
Tanyn: no
Tanyn: I would love to see someone actually try and use that
8/23 3:56pm
Jesse: I love it and I am giggling
Jesse: if we go to a happy hour, I’ll give it a try on a stranger
Jesse: I promise
Jesse: surprisingly only been slapped twice
8/23 3:57pm
Tanyn: please no, I don’t want you to get thrown out then I have to decide if I stay or not… Tanyn: only twice?
8/27 3:01pm
Tanyn: also we wants to know how Pilates went
8/27 3:01pm
Jesse: you can tell her I sweat a lot and you are fine
Jesse: but I couldn’t really see each other which was unfortunate
8/27 3:02pm
Tanyn: I could see you okay if I just tilted my head to the left but its not the same as besides each other
Tanyn: also I didn’t want Nikki to see me looking
8/27 3:03pm
Jesse: lol ya I had to be so subtle during the warm up stretch
Jesse: kinda like really blown away fyi
Jesse: not like you don’t know that, but like wow
8/27 3:06pm
Tanyn: you did really good, from what I could see
8/27 3:07pm
Jesse: also please tell Kat the comment we got at Ralphs
(A stranger asked at Ralphs if they were newlyweds to which Jesse replied “yes”)
8/28 8:26am
Jesse: how was last night?
8/28 8:26am
Tanyn: it was lovely
Tanyn: you missed out on a good walk
8/28 9:22am
Jesse: next avails for pilates?
8/28 9:23am
Tanyn: ummm unsure…
Tanyn: what are you thinking?
8/28 9:24am
Jesse: well you hate mid day stuff right? For me that’s the best but maybe we can find a good time that suits us both
8/28 9:27am
Tanyn: I can do midday, I just hate parking there
8/28 9:27am
Jesse: well tbh you didn’t park at pilates
Jesse: you parked at ralphs
9/3 8:37am
Jesse: I hope you had a great weekend doing all the things you wanted to do
9/3 8:38am
Tanyn: you know, it was pretty good
Tanyn: did you get to hike?
9/3 8:39am
Jesse: I did, I went on two 7 mile hikes which was awesome
Jesse: both solo was more awesome
9/3 8:39am
Tanyn: oh yay
Tanyn: I’m happy for you
(We took a family trip up to Big Bear with 3 other families and he was so glad that he didn’t have anyone join him on the hikes)
9/5 7:42am
Tanyn: you are insane. Need me to pick up coffee?
Tanyn: want the d?
9/5 7:42am
Tanyn: hahaha
9/5 7:42am
Jesse: Dunkin
9/5 7:43am
Tanyn: always
9/12 8:32am
Jesse: also my body was sore until about 6pm on Tuesday
Jesse: like wtf happened to me
Jesse: I’m going to have to try to not have a breathe so damn loud complex
Jesse: can’t wait
Jesse: ha
9/12 8:33am
Tanyn: I’m sorry I gave you a breathing complex… it really wasn’t that bad
9/12 8:33am
Jesse: by definition, still bad
Jesse: it’s totally fine, I’ve literally ruined like half your wardrobe
9/12 8:34am
Tanyn: you really have